There's A Toupee In My Conifer (!!) Greeting Cards
Last year we sent thousands of these adorable cards to Trump, wishing him a speedy end to his presidency. (Oh, and Merry Christmas! We know he cares so much about Christmas!)
Due to popular demand, you can now send them to your favorite feminists, your least favorite right-wing relatives, and the rest of your political nerd friends. They come 5 in a pack (and yes, a toupee on every single one!), and will fit nicely into stockings. We think they're better than coal. Enjoy!
Cards measure 4.25" x 5.5"
Set of 5 cards accompanied by matching white envelopes. Blank inside.